Burning Questions?
FAQ
I am but a humble artist, capturing truth through the lens, not a sorcerer weaving fantastical transformations. Though at your request, I may subtly enhance your appearance. Do not let your expectations ascend to the realms of the Hemsworths. For such feats belong to the artifice of filters, not the noble craft of photography.
We can reschedule or find a cool indoor spot! If you're okay with rainy vibes, we will shoot in the rain.
An iguana? Seriously? As long as it doesn't bite, scratch, or demand its own spotlight, sure. But if it starts posing better than you, I'm charging it extra.
Refunds? Only if I accidentally set your hair on fire. Otherwise, all sales are final. Consider it an investment in your future fabulousness.
Wear whatever makes you feel like a million bucks! Or, you know, at least like you're not wearing your pajamas. Unless that's your thing. Then rock those PJs!
